My partner goes on Tuesdays and I go on Thursdays."ģ1. The secret to my happy marriage is dinner twice a week. "Love is blind, but marriage, marriage is the eye opener."ģ0. Now they're married, they're finished."Ģ9. " was incomplete before he/she got married. "To keep a marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, when you are wrong, admit it, and when you are right, shut up!"Ģ8. "Marriage is not just an emotional connection, it's also about remembering to take the bins out."Ģ7. "Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park"Ģ6. One who can't sleep with the window shut, and the other who can't sleep with it open."Ģ5. "Marriage is a wonderful thing entered by two people. "Getting married is easy! Sundays in Ikea are when it starts getting really tough."Ģ4. "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."Ģ3. "May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."Ģ2. If you must cheat, cheat death, and if you must drink, drink with us. But if you must lie, lie with each other. "May neither of you ever lie, cheat or drink. May you share everything in live, especially the housework."Ģ0.
"I have one final piece of advice for you two lovebirds: never stop laughing, even when the jokes are lame."ġ9. What's a wedding toast without some funny marriage advice for the newlyweds, eh?ġ8. READ MORE: 45 Funny, Wise and Romantic Wedding Card Quotes Funny Marriage Advice for Wedding Toasts "May our children be blessed with rich parents, and my looks!" But if, perchance, we ever do, then here’s to me, to hell with you."ġ7. "Here’s to you and here’s to me, I hope we never disagree. "Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population."ġ6. "May all your ups and downs come only in the bedroom."ġ5. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."ġ4. "True love does not come from finding the perfect person, luckily for you guys."ġ3.
Of course I am talking about that cake!"ġ2. "We're gathered here today to honour something that is so truly magical, special and wonderful. "You know you're killing it at the whole marriage malarkey when you ask your partner to pass you 'the thingymajig' and they know exactly what you mean."ġ1. READ MORE: 33 Genuinely Funny Best Man Speech Jokesġ0. You just do it despite having no clue what it actually means." "Saying 'I do' at your wedding is like clicking the 'Accept' button any time something pops up on your computer screen. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love'."ĩ. "As Dr Seuss once said, 'We are all a little weird, and life is a little weird. "There's only one way to have a happy marriage.and as soon as I learn it, I'll get married again."Ĩ. "Marry an archaeologist - they older you get, the more interested they become in you."ħ. "Marry someone your own age because as your beauty fades, so will their eyesight."Ħ. "You were married by a judge - you should have asked for a jury."ĥ. "My advice? Don't ever laugh at your partner's choices because you were one of them!"Ĥ.
"All you need is love.but a takeaway now and then doesn't hurt!"ģ. "Before you marry a person, you should first watch them use a computer with slow internet - that'll show you who they really are."Ģ. To ensure your funny wedding toast packs a punch, you want to keep it short, snappy and most importantly.funny!ġ.
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Don't worry if your wedding doesn't have a bride or best man - these toasts are all easily adaptable and will all get a good laugh from your guests. Funny Wedding Toasts: 44 One Liners That Will Guarantee LOLsĪ funny toast is ideal to cap off a hilarious best man speech or set the tone for the evening if you’re speaking first as father of the bride. Whether you’re giving a speech on your own wedding day or the happy couple have asked you to say a few words, you’ll want to round off with a hilarious wedding toast. Parents and friends of the couple will generally toast to the happy couple - and brides or grooms giving toasts will often toast to their partner. If you've been tasked with giving a funny wedding toast, you're going to need some pretty hilarious one liners to guarantee belly laughs and an unforgettable speech, right? Whether you're giving a best man speech, a groom's speech or you're a parent of one of the newlyweds, most people who give a wedding speech will end with some form of toast - so why not make it a funny one?
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